How Was Your Valentine’s Day? I Spent Mine at an Edible Arrangements Store & I’m Completely Fine With It

“Today’s the day.”

It sure is!

It’s 5:00. Time to pick up my Valentine’s Day “surprise” (as if such a thing is even possible in my relationship *lowers voice* she can hear my thoughts)!

I walk up to the Edible Arrangement store in Fontana, CA at exactly 5pm, and as I draw near, I’m not surprised to see a…